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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 17:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

Still no good

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are some K-Pop group names that sounds pretty?

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

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Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

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Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

No way

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.