What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 17:47

So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?
Still no good
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Is an apple a day really good for your health? - BBC
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are some K-Pop group names that sounds pretty?
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
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Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
No way
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.